****Warning – This is not a work safe post, and contains explicit language****
Okay, with that out of the way…
I hate spam.
I’m sure I’m not alone, and thankfully, my email’s spam filter catches a big percentage of it. Nonetheless, I have to go in periodically and take out the trash.
Today, when I was doing so, I spot checked a few of the spam messages looking for something specific.
I wanted to find a REALLY bad example of writing to highlight why there’s so much demand for our services.
Note here, that I’m not suggesting that anybody go to work writing content for the porn industry. If that’s your thing, knock yourself out. I’m merely posting this (portion) of a spam mail as an illustrative example.
Here’s the text I read, upon opening this little gem:
comehere and pull down your pant.
I want to suck your dick hardly.
pull down my pant eat my pussy and fuck me hardly .
I can ensure you you will not disapointed .
I will fulfill your thirsty.
Now I ask you – does that make you want to click the link that the senders of this little beauty so thoughtfully provided, just below the text, or what? *Facepalm.*